The Maiden Heist

Interesting enough, I think this is one title that probably didn't get a lot of attention when it came out, but I have to tell you, I was pleasantly surprised with this one.

Christopher Walken, Morgan Freeman and William H. Macy play the role of three museum guards who over the years have come to be quite attached to certain pieces of art. Besides a bit of a Mr. Rodgers slow start, this was a great no-brainer of a movie. It reminded me a little of the whole Night at the Museum movie with Ben Stiller, minus most of the laughs and a little more suspense.

Worth renting, especially if you've seen almost everything else.

Jennifer's Body

You know, that Megan Fox sure is hot - but if you know what's good for you, you'll want to go back and watch the two Transformer movies you've already seen about a million times and leave this one alone.

Without ruining the whole movie for those of you who don't want to take my advise just be warned that this is a bad movie. Bad story, bad acting. Once I caught on to what was happening, I was like, seriously?don't waste your money on this one. Trust me.


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Delta Force 2

Didn't I tell you I liked comedies starring Chuck Norris? Seriously, they should have stopped with the first one. In fact, Chuck Norris should have gone straight to doing Walker Texas Ranger.

If you own this movie on DVD, I hope you use it for a coaster.


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Movie Endings That Suck

Okay, here's the newest feature to The Other Critic blog - it's called Movie Endings That Suck (from now on called METS). You might agree, you might not. That's up to you.

WARNING. Possible spoiler(s) ahead.

Just watched The Breakup on TV the other night. It'd been a while since I had seen it. As the ending neared, it dawned on me that I didn't like the ending. Sure enough, the movie ended and I was right. What a stupid ending. They should have stayed together. Too little effort too late on Vaughn's character.

This movie ending sucked.

Tidbits: Zombieland

There are always little mistakes in movies that make it in, whether on purpose or completely by accident.

It's one thing to have a car driving in the distance like in Lord of the Rings, but when you don't fact check, that's when things get real interesting.

Every so often, well have these little "tidbits" of information for you. The first comes from Zombieland. When Columbus and Witchita are reminiscing about 1997, Witchita makes the comment that in 1997 she saw her first rated R film, Anaconda. Bzzzz. Wrong. Anaconda is rated PG-13.

There's a little tidbit for you to chew on.


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August Rush

Wow. This movie took me to the edge and beyond. There's never enough tissue to stiffle a good cry during a movie like this.

Besides the awesome story and music, the cast was amazing. Who knew that you could ever dislike Robin Williams so much -what a performance.

I really, really enjoyed this movie. Just goes to show you that when you think you've seen all the good ones, there's always at least one that you haven't.

It is true, there's music all around us - you just have to listen.


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Delta Force 1

Oh, man. We've hit Chuck Norris rock bottom.

If you thought that the acting in Walker: Texas Ranger was bad, strap yourselves in - you're in for a real treat.

This movie was bad. Bad, bad, bad. The acting was awful. The terrorists were portrayed as these off the wall bipolar nut jobs - half the time threatening to blow up the plane, the next making sure a pregnant woman on board is comfortable (with pillows). And don't get me started on the choreography. It was like watching an extended version of an A-Team, except people actually got shot.

Oh, man. I can't wait for Delta Force 2. Really, I love comedies.


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Assassination of a High School President

Now, I've seen some Bruce Willis shows that I didn't care for...this was not one of them. Granted, Mr. Willis was not one of the main characters, but for me, he carried a good part of the show.

This was actually a very interesting show. I really enjoyed the way there was a modern, more of a grown up twist on this story set in a private Catholic school.

Sometimes somenof the best shows never make it to the theaters. Sometimes.

Marley and Me

Okay, before I go any farther I need to warn you about this show (potential spoiler ahead).

If you cry easily at shows (like I do) you might want to make sure you have tissue on hand or not watch it at all. This show really got to me, like I'd heard it would. I've always been a fan of both Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston, but this movie brought them further up my list of all time greats.

If you've ever owned a dog you will be able to relate to this movie and everything that this couple goes through.

This was a great movie.


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Somewhere Over the Rainbow: The Wizard of Oz

Well, my kids go to experience what some might call "an oldie, but a goodie" last night when we watched The Wizard of Oz. Is it me, or has that movie always been that full of singing? Man, it's was like every other sentence lead to a song. Not that it's a bad thing - my kids did seem to enjoy it, which was a good thing. I just remember it a little bit differently from when I was a kid. Still, it's always nice to see the bad guys get it in the end, even if it was only with a bucket of water.


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He's Just Not That Into You

So, I thought I'd give this one at least a chace before I passed judgement on it for being yet another typical chick-flick. You know what? I actually liked it. (this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone who knows me).

I was surprised to see so many big name actors and actresses in this film. Usually there's one, maybe two, big names (any more than that and there's bound to be ego parking trouble). There was a nice cast to this movie. The story was interesting as well - not too predictable, but at the same time you weren't required to think too hard to see where things were heading.

This was a good movie, although probably not a good first or second date movie.


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Twinkies, Zombies, and Bill Murray: Zombieland Rocks

As promised (for those of you who are connected via Facebook) here is my "official" review of Zombieland.

This movie freakin' rocks! It combines the perfect blend of comedy and zombie gore, along with a great story and an awesome cameo by Bill Murray himself (stay in your seats until after the credits roll for an extra treat). And the nice thing about this film is the fact that it's not really your typical zombie horror flick—this was an awesome, light-hearted take on the whole virus-infested, flesh eating movie genre.

And whatever you do, remember the rules (watch the movie and you'll understand).

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New Moon trailer

I just saw the New Moon trailer again. Gives me chills.


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48 Hours

I could go all night ripping apart the horrific acting of movies in the 80s, I really could. But, if I stopped, what fun would that be? Besides, there has to be at least a few movies done in the 80s with decent acting, right?

Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy together in what appears to be a Lethal Weapon wanna-be. Man, I don't know what's worse, Nolte's acting or the fight choreography in the film. I don't think I'll watch this show again. Not really one of those "keepers" if you know what I mean.

I'm glad at least Eddie Murphy did something with his acting career.

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First Impression Friday

What the heck, let's do one more.

Do you like John Woo? Do you like epic war movies? If the answer is yes (and why wouldn't it be?) then do I have a treat for you. Take a look.

This will definitely be one to see in the theaters, for sure. There's just something about an epic war movie that demands it be seen first on the big screen. Fun, fun.

First Impression Friday

Okay, I haven't done this in awhile—my apologies.

I am not sure if I am going to do more than this one today, we'll just have to see. Today's FIF movie is From Paris With Love. It was the poster first that caught my eye. For a split second I thought we were going to get another Daniel Craig Bond movie. After looking closer (and then watching the trailer) I realized that I was wrong. See for yourself.

The movie looks good, probably one I will try and see in theaters. Still, I wish it would have been a trailer for a real Bond movie.

Another First Time: Gremlins 2 The New Batch

Yeah. Gremlins 2: The New Batch. They really, really should have stopped with the first one. Really. This movie was horrible. From the story to the acting. There should be a law against movies like this.

The only redeeming quality of this movie—and even this is a stretch—is the cameo appearance of the 80s wrestling icon Hulk Hogan (please don't confuse the 80s Hogan with the washed-up, has-been that's on tv these days).

Just awful. Yuck.